1. When relationships end
2. People who don’t clean up after themselves
3. Having to do presentations
4. People’s obsession with sports
5. The fact that, whilst I’ve spent 4 years at uni, other people have got a job and are now earning more than I will for another 4 years.
6. Noisy neighbours
7. Not being that sociable
8. Being broke
9. Having not had a holiday for several years.
10. Having to constantly upgrade my computer
11. When computer components fail, and need to be sent back.
12. The fact that the metal and rock scene has turned into complete wank.
13. Morris Dancers
14. Bills
15. Banks
16. The fact that every high street in Britain is identical
17. Hiccups
18. When Asda runs out of something you want to buy
19. Smelling a chippy, buying some chips and finding that they’re horrible
20. Noisy clubs that stink of B.O.
21. Not being able to have a cigarette with a pint anymore without standing outside
22. Stepping in dogshit
23. People who say “For the win” or other internet slang in normal conversation
24. Cold days and bad weather
25. Bad TV – like Charmed, Will and Grace, Darma and Greg
26. People who walk really slow in front of you
27. People who text or use their mobile whilst eating out
28. Pubs that don’t clean their lines properly
29. Always skipping breakfast
30. When you’ve run out of milk in the morning
31. Not being able to quit smoking
32. Cheese
33. Being unexpectedly called upon to give an opinion on something that doesn’t really interest you
34. Bad tenants
35. Drafting up tenancy agreements
36. Demanding people who offer nothing in return
37. Unreliable people
38. Dancing
39. The fact that Britain is losing its stiff upper lip
40. Liking someone, but in the knowledge that you don’t have a hope in hell
41. When bad things happen to good people
42. Powercuts
43. People who play music through their phone’s speaker
44. Trains
45. Over-the-top, noisy people
46. Network errors
47. Sitting on my sunglasses
48. Rude/Boorish people
49. Thieves
50. Being bored